[modified from the original, published Feb 21st, 2012]
I am so disappointed. I mean I am really upset. No one has read my blog – at least not as far as I can tell. There has been NO (nada, niente, zip, zilch) money deposited into my bank account. I have not received any accolades. To the best of my knowledge, they are not even in the post!
There are no TV cameras outside awaiting my emergence with lascivious glee.
What is the world coming to! Seriously. I mean what does a guy have to do to get rich and famous these days. I have started a blog. I’ve done my bit. But the world is welching on the deal and I am still no better off.
When I were yung (that’s a phonetic attempt at an accent), to get r&f you had to start a blog. It seems the world has not read the contract yet.
Oh well. I guess I’ll just have to become a rock star …
Ciao,
Bazza
B-Me2 